Living in Toronto for the past few months, I've compiled a small list of things I've learned from this city:

1. How to weave in and out of busy streets with parked cars on the side of the street. It's all about checking your blindspot first, and squeezing in at the lights.

2. The express lane on highway 401 isn't necessarily express. In fact, nothing on the highway is actually fast....

3. Ghetto speak, such as:

"Fo shizzle ma nizzle."
"I was in my 'pump' when..." (where pump means 'zone')

4. Torontonians love dining at "fake ethnic food" restaurants. Where it's all ambiance, and all overpriced.